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Creole mustard on a carrot. It’s called snacking y’all. Learn the ropes.

I would like to talk about how I am the MOSTKICKASSOWLOFTHEMALLPLZ

Today is a day that I will sell pieces of dead meat. But first I’ll have to really really try and pull myself away from this episode of The Millionaire Matchmaker in the break room with a cameo by BRUCE VILANCH?!!?

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

pumpkin patch.

Ok tumblr. I’m gonna start doin you. To accomplish things. To be doin thangs.

~thegrind~ is on.

I leave, with my father Kevin, and sister Clare, for the grounds of the Biltmore estate tomorrow morning. We will, the morning after that, leave on a just shy of 500 mile bike ride across our fair state of North Carolina ending in the Atlantic Ocean on Ocean Isle. I’m rather excited.

All the wood panneling in the world all at once.